{"product_id":"17oz-frosted-tumbler-i-may-look-calm-but-in-my-head-ive-pecked-you-3-times","title":"17oz Frosted Tumbler- \"I May Look Calm...But in My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times\"","description":"\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eTitle: 17oz Chicken Lover's Tumbler - Frosted Glass with Bamboo Lid and Straw\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eDescription:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eEmbrace your inner chicken keeper with our witty \"I May Look Calm...\" frosted glass tumbler. This 17oz skinny glass is perfect for poultry enthusiasts and anyone with a quirky sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\" depth=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"0\"\u003e17oz capacity frosted glass tumbler\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"1\"\u003eEco-friendly bamboo lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"2\"\u003eReusable straw included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"3\"\u003eSleek, skinny design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"4\"\u003eHumorous chicken-themed slogan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"5\"\u003eDurable and stylish construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\" depth=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"0\"\u003eChicken owners and poultry farmers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"1\"\u003eBackyard homesteaders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"2\"\u003eFarm life enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"3\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates poultry humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eStay hydrated with a smile using this unique tumbler. The frosted glass keeps your drinks cool, while the bamboo lid adds an eco-conscious touch. Perfect for iced coffee, smoothies, or any cold beverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eThe witty slogan \"I May Look Calm...But in My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times\" captures the essence of life with chickens. It's sure to spark conversations and bring laughs among fellow poultry lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eCombining functionality with humor, this tumbler is an essential accessory for anyone who understands the joys (and occasional frustrations) of chicken keeping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eDurable, stylish, and practical – it's the perfect gift for the chicken enthusiast in your life or a treat for yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eOrder now and add some chicken-inspired humor to your daily hydration routine!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eKeywords: frosted glass tumbler, bamboo lid, reusable straw, chicken humor, 17oz skinny glass, eco-friendly drinkware, chicken owner gift, poultry lover, funny tumbler\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48440329699608,"sku":"","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0858\/0123\/8808\/files\/20240508_140810.jpg?v=1715446258","url":"https:\/\/heavinsfarm.org\/products\/17oz-frosted-tumbler-i-may-look-calm-but-in-my-head-ive-pecked-you-3-times","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}