{"product_id":"17oz-frosted-tumbler-lets-be-honest-i-was-crazy-before-the-chickens","title":"17oz Frosted Tumbler- \"Lets be Honest...I Was Crazy Before the Chickens\"","description":"\u003cp class=\"a-size-large a-spacing-none\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-size-large product-title-word-break\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTitle: 17oz Honest Chicken Owner Tumbler - Frosted Glass with Bamboo Lid and Straw\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eDescription:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eEmbrace your quirks with our hilariously honest \"Let's be Honest...I Was Crazy Before the Chickens\" frosted glass tumbler. This 17oz skinny glass is perfect for self-aware chicken enthusiasts with a great sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\" depth=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"0\"\u003e17oz capacity frosted glass tumbler\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"1\"\u003eSustainable bamboo lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"2\"\u003eReusable straw included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"3\"\u003eSleek, skinny design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"4\"\u003eSelf-deprecating chicken owner slogan\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"5\"\u003eDurable and stylish construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\" depth=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"0\"\u003eChicken owners who embrace their eccentricities\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"1\"\u003ePoultry enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"2\"\u003eBackyard farmers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"3\"\u003eAnyone who loves quirky farm humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eStay hydrated and amused with this unique tumbler. The frosted glass keeps your drinks cool, while the bamboo lid adds an eco-friendly touch. Perfect for iced tea, cold brew, or any refreshing beverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eThe candid slogan \"Let's be Honest...I Was Crazy Before the Chickens\" resonates with chicken owners who know that their lovable quirks preceded their feathered friends. It's sure to elicit laughs and nods of agreement from fellow poultry enthusiasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eThis tumbler isn't just a drink container - it's a conversation starter. Show the world you're comfortable in your own skin, chickens and all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eFunctional, eco-conscious, and full of personality – it's the perfect gift for the self-aware chicken lover in your life or a humorous treat for yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eOrder now and add some chicken-inspired honesty to your daily hydration routine!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eKeywords: frosted glass tumbler, bamboo lid, reusable straw, honest chicken humor, 17oz skinny glass, eco-friendly drinkware, chicken owner gift, poultry lover, funny tumbler, quirky farm life\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"a-size-large a-spacing-none\"\u003e\u003cspan id=\"productTitle\" class=\"a-size-large product-title-word-break\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48440640373016,"sku":"","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0858\/0123\/8808\/files\/20240508_135838.jpg?v=1715450681","url":"https:\/\/heavinsfarm.org\/products\/17oz-frosted-tumbler-lets-be-honest-i-was-crazy-before-the-chickens","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}